toxic waste nuclear sludge not safe to eat
a candy made in pakistan called called “toxic waste nuclear sludge” has been recalled as not safe to eat. I would think that would be evident from the name alone — the u.s. government says candy imported from pakistan called toxic waste nuclear sludge is not safe to eat.
the food and drug administration announced that the u.s. distributor of nuclear sludge chew bars is recalling the candy because of lead contamination. although no one has been sickened for the chew bars yet, the fda said elevated lead content could be harmful to small children, infants and pregnant women.
indianapolis-based candy dynamics said it would stop selling all nuclear sludge in the u.s. – it sounds awkward just sayin’ that! anyway, if you see anything that looks like this:
*****DON’T EAT IT!*****
the company’s website features the screech of a blaring warning horn, buzzers & whistles and is a must see. CLICK HERE to have a look.
i think the name of the product is just an indicator it shouldn’t be put in one’s mouth. this got us thinking about other products with names that are a bit of a deterrent. have a look at some others we’ve stumbled across:
this flavorful beverage with the … uh, unique … name is made and bottled in the african nation of ghana. do not under any circumstances look at the ingredients!
shitto pepper sauce
this is another one made and packaged in ghana. it’s a hot pepper sauce for cooking. who wouldn’t try it with a name like that?
doesn’t make me wanna run out and grab a bar. just keep tellin’ yourself – it’s not dooty – it’s just a candy bar…or is it!
that is the actual name of this candy bar and i don’t know about you – but i don’t want to know what it tastes like.
after you eat your fart bar you can wash it down with this lovely beverage. i’m guessing that the marketing team was looking for new jobs after launching with this product name…at least i hope they were.
i quite like the name of this beverage. and i can think of a few people i’d like to present one of these delicious bevies to.
apparently this is a british treat or somethin’ – but with a name like that, would you want to put it in your mouth?
while we’re on the subject – this product’s name might make you wonder where it gets its flavor from.
6 faggots in gravy
i know it’s not the most politically correct product name but these meatball-like things are a hit in britain – alright, maybe they’re not a “hit”, but that’s where they’re made and sold.
there’s also a super-dickmann’s. what are these things? chocolate covered somthin’ or others i guess…they’re candies from germany.
supposedly it’s just bottled water from japan. but the name certainly doesn’t make you want to drink it – am i wrong?
at least they’re not “bare balls“, right? there made in the good ole united states…but still, don’t eat this!
and the award for the worst product slogan of all time goes to…
i’m simply at a loss for words…
if you have any other strange food names you’d like to add to our list please post. i’m sure we’re just scratching the surface with ours.
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