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toxic waste nuclear sludge not safe to eat

today on air with kenny jones – we discovered that it’s no longer safe to eat toxic waste nuclear sludge…duh!  this is actually not your run of the mill toxic sludge we’re talking about.toxic waste nuclear sludge bars

a candy made in pakistan called called “toxic waste nuclear sludge” has been recalled as not safe to eat. I would think that would be evident from the name alone — the u.s. government says candy imported from pakistan called toxic waste nuclear sludge is not safe to eat.

the food and drug administration announced that the u.s. distributor of nuclear sludge chew bars is recalling the candy because of lead contamination.  although no one has been sickened for the chew bars yet, the fda said elevated lead content could be harmful to small children, infants and pregnant women.

indianapolis-based candy dynamics said it would stop selling all nuclear sludge in the u.s. – it sounds awkward just sayin’ that!  anyway, if you see anything that looks like this:

toxic waste nuclear sludge bars 1

or this:

toxic waste

*****DON’T EAT IT!*****

the company’s website features the screech of a blaring warning horn, buzzers & whistles and is a must see.  CLICK HERE to have a look.

i think the name of the product is just an indicator it shouldn’t be put in one’s mouth.  this got us thinking about other products with names that are a bit of a deterrent.  have a look at some others we’ve stumbled across:

pee cola

embarrassing - pee cola

this flavorful beverage with the … uh, unique … name is made and bottled in the african nation of ghana.  do not under any circumstances look at the ingredients!

shitto pepper sauce

shitto

this is another one made and packaged in ghana.  it’s a hot pepper sauce for cooking.  who wouldn’t  try it with a name like that?

crap

embarrassing_food - crap

doesn’t make me wanna run out and grab a bar.   just keep tellin’ yourself – it’s not dooty – it’s just a candy bar…or is it!

fart bar

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that is the actual name of this candy bar and i don’t know about you – but i don’t want to know what it tastes like.

fart juice

embarrassing_food - fart drink

after you eat your fart bar you can wash it down with this lovely beverage.  i’m guessing that the marketing team was looking for new jobs after launching with this product name…at least i hope they were.

wanker

embarrassing_food_fart

i quite like the name of this beverage.  and i can think of a few people i’d like to present one of these delicious bevies to.

spotted dick

embarrassing_food - spotted dick

apparently this is a british treat or somethin’ – but with a name like that, would you want to put it in your mouth?

cock soup

cock soup

while we’re on the subject – this product’s name might make you wonder where it gets its flavor from.

6 faggots in gravy

embarrassing_food - faggots

i know it’s not the most politically correct product name but these meatball-like things are a hit in britain – alright, maybe they’re not a “hit”, but that’s where they’re made and sold.

mini-dickmann’s

embarrassing_food - dickmans

there’s also a super-dickmann’s.  what are these things?  chocolate covered somthin’ or others i guess…they’re candies from germany.

pet sweat

embarrassing_food - pet sweat

supposedly it’s just bottled water from japan.  but the name certainly doesn’t make you want to drink it – am i wrong?

bear balls

embarrassing_food - bear balls

at least they’re not “bare balls“, right?  there made in the good ole united states…but still,  don’t eat this!

and the award for the worst product slogan of all time goes to…

gaytime

embarrassing_food - gaytime

i’m simply at a loss for words…

if you have any other strange food names you’d like to add to our list please post.  i’m sure we’re just scratching the surface with ours.

wake up on air with kenny jones – weekdays from 7-11am exclusively on radio indigo 91.9.

 

21 Responses to “toxic waste nuclear sludge not safe to eat”

  1. love your stuff kenny jones! thanks for putting off a great show.

     
    • Sharla Pendergast
  2. I must say this was an excellent read. you’re awsome Kenny Jones! simply AWESOME!

     
    • pro photo
  3. i’m hungry for some toxic sludge! where can i get mine???

     
    • i skier
  4. what’s wrong with a lil’ bit of lead once in a while?

    great stuff kenny jones!

     
    • Estella Tonzi
  5. It’s always nice to check out your blog, you always keep me laughing and entertained! thanks kenny jones – LOVE YOU! ;)

     
    • crystina
  6. I want to voice my admiration for your amazing show. Thanks a ton for keep us entertained every morning Kenny Jones. this is from each and everyone of us here in Bangalore.

     
    • Sashmi
  7. Sounds delicious!!! You should take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the web. I will recommend this site!

    love your show kenny jones – KEEP IT UP!

    love you

    xx

     
    • Misha
  8. Thanks for that awesome posting. It saved MUCH time :-)

     
    • alexis texas
  9. Does anyone know where you can get this stuff? haven’t had my daily does of LEAD!!!!

     
    • blue diamond
  10. mmmmmmmm toxic sludge. nice post kenny jones!

     
    • sumption
  11. Wonderful, post and even more wonerful show – listen to you EVERY mornings kenny jones. I’ll make sure to retweet your posts too!

     
    • Bella munchkin
  12. yummy! i totally want one now! ;)

     
    • Bauce55
  13. I love your blog Kenny Jones & you rock Banglaore! don’t you EVER leave. you make my morning.

     
    • Ismael Angeloro
  14. mmmmmmmmm. i think i’m gonna puke!

     
    • Tustison39
  15. unreal! thanks for the great post kenny jones

     
    • Seagrass
  16. Wonderful! This was a very good quality publish. Always love your stuff…even when it’s as gross as toxic candy ;) thanks for making our days!!!! Kenny Jones ROCKS!!!!

     
    • Decor- Dude
  17. hey brother!!!! you’re my hero. love the posts.
    thanks again kenny jones. you’ve once again made my day

     
    • Tuscan Skat
  18. great post kenny jones. you’re the best. always love your stuff. great show too.

     
    • Docking Rich
  19. I am very grateful to have found your blog kenny jones. it always makes me laugh. and in this case…gag! LOL. love it and love your show too. thanx

     
    • ?????????????
  20. think i’m gonna puke ;)

    thanks kenny jones

     
    • tarad2car
  21. i’d try it! great post kenny jones! keep rockin the air waves!

     
    • sbo

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