ryanair confirms it will charge for on-board toilets

April 13, 2010

on air

ryanair confirms it will charge for on-board toilets

today on air with kenny jones – the gang came across a story about ryanair.  they’ve elected to go ahead with a controversial scheme to charge passengers to use the toilets on its aircrafts.

the no frills airline is currently working with boeing to redesign the cabin and and develop coin operated toilets on 168 of its planes.

but wait – it gets better!  not content with charging passengers for the use of its facilities, the airline is also looking to reduce the number of toilets on board – leaving just one to accommodate the 189 passengers.

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as you can hear – the on air contingent doesn’t seem overly supportive of the new initiative.  we even got an audio clip of an inflight announcement.

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what the hell is up with that menu!?!?!

what is happening?  flying used to be an amazing experience.  i loved everything about it.  the tiny bag of peanuts, the half glass of soda, the meal that looks like a bad tv dinner, the headphones that work in one ear and the tray table that won’t stay latched which falls and hits your knees with even the slightest bit of turbulance.

and now they want to take away the one thing we have left…

the thrill of dropping a load at 40 thousand feet.

well guess what ryanair – you can’t rain on my parade – and no, i won’t pay your toilet fees.  it’s adult diapers from here on out, baby!

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16 Responses to “ryanair confirms it will charge for on-board toilets”

  1. Danelle Vieux Says:

    Soon your seat will double as a coin operated toilet. possible vending machine in the seatback in front of you. Ha Ha Ha! it could happen ;)

    Love you! xx

  2. Bombay Boy Says:

    The air lines are going too far! This is not fair.

  3. Oberlin Becker Says:

    Sh!t in the overhead compartment! Great stuff Jones. Dubai needs you back. Everything else on the air here SuX!!! Bigtime.

    Thanx for another fantastic post, bro!

  4. rad girl Says:

    Terrific topic! I am sooooooo sick of airlines these days. I used to love to fly too. no more. those days are gone. they even charge you for drinks some times now.

    xx

  5. Smitha Says:

    pay to poo! no way.

    luv da show kenny. you make my mornings.

  6. Imran A Says:

    How can they do this? I don’t like to travel by plane anymore. But sometimes I have too still. I really like your show kenny. It is very nice.

  7. Satre1971 Says:

    No thanks ryanair! Charges passengers to use toilets, that is going too far. What’s next charging people to use toilets are restaurants and pubs? Ya know what I mean?

  8. Sloat96 Says:

    Brilliant Blog Kenny Jones!

  9. Cheapskates Says:

    Thank you for such a great blog. Down with ryanair!

  10. Estageger Says:

    RyanAir Sucks! It’s official.

  11. Aeros Says:

    Makes me wanna poop in a bag, set it on the ceo’s doorstep, ring the doorbell and RUN!!!!!!

  12. Marvin Farnham Says:

    Penny Pinchers!

  13. WPman Says:

    crap your pants. that will teach them

  14. Margarito Bonne Says:

    ha ha ha! Depends. just go with the depends!

  15. Chopper Biscuit Says:

    This website just made my week! Woohoo! Your show makes me laugh so hard Kenny! I cant get enuff of you!

    love you!

  16. Vamiaginy Says:

    ryan air blows! great stuff kenny jones

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