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jeff beck’s finger insured for 1 mil

today on air with kenny jones – the gang learned that guitar hero, jeff beck has fingers that are worth a cool one million…EACH!

mr. beck realized the value of his digits after slicing off the tip of his index finger chopping carrots.  i’m not sure what is more unbelievable about this story – jeff beck chopped his finger off slicing carrots or jeff beck actually slices carrots?

either way, he’s down a philangi – not really, doctors were able to re-attach the severed finger tip.  but with the new album in the works, layin’ down those smooth riffs ain’t gonna be so easy.

so now he’s upped his insurance from 1 million (usd) per hand to one million usd per finger!  jeffrey – this album better be really really good!

the on air contingent was quick to tell the crew what body part they would insure.  have a listen…

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our research found that there are/were loads of celebs that have insurance on their “money makers”.  Check out this long and distiguished list of celebrities past and present…

insured celebrity bodyparts

  1. David Beckham – His legs are insured for $70 million.
  2. Dolly Parton – Insured her breasts for $600,000.
  3. Fred Astaire -Insured his legs for $150,000 – that’s $75,000 each.
  4. Bette Davis – Her waistline was insured for $28,000 – a tidy sum back in the day.
  5. Jamie Lee Curtis – Insured her legs for $2 million.
  6. Rod Stewart – His voice is insured for $6 million.
  7. Bruce Springsteen – His voice is insured for $6 million.
  8. Angie Dickinson – Insured her legs for $1 million.
  9. America Ferrer – Insured her smile for $10 million.
  10. Mariah Carey – Insured her legs for a billion. That’s a lot of bendy straws. I’m surprised though, that she insured her legs and not her voice.
  11. Keith Richards – Insured his hands for $2 million.
  12. Rhianna – Insured her legs for $1 million.
  13. Tom Jones – His chest hair is insured for $7 million. Ok now that’s just sick.
  14. Jimmy Durante – Insured his nose for $50,000.
  15. Michael Flatley – Insured his dancing feet for $39 million.
  16. Heidi Klum – Her legs are insured for $2.2 million.
  17. Tina Turner – Her legs are insured for $3.2 million.
  18. Ken Dodd – His teeth are insured for $7.4 million.
  19. Betty Grable – Insured her legs for $1 million.
  20. Marlene Dietrich – Took out a $1 million policy in case she lost her voice.
  21. David Lee Roth – Took out a million dollar policy against his sperm. No. Really. The insurance was just in case Roth fathered a child and a paternity suit ensured.
  22. Mary Hart – Insured her legs for $1 million.
  23. Merv Hughes – A cricket player with a long trademark mustache, he had his whiskers insured for $317,000.
  24. Egon Ronay – The world-renown food critic insured his taste buds for $400,000.
  25. Brooke Shields – Her legs are insured for an undisclosed amount.

it’s official – i’m getting my my vocal cords insured for $3.17 usd…cuz that’s about all they’re worth.

catch on air with kenny jones – weekdays from 7-11am exclusively on radio indigo 91-9.

 

33 Responses to “jeff beck’s finger insured for 1 mil”

  1. Merci Merci Merci! Love the post and I love your Show too. Are you really american? or did you study there?

     
    • Aad
  2. Love it! Thanks for a great post and an even better show! You make my Mornings Kenny Jones.

     
    • Medievil One
  3. Great post as usual! You Guys Rule The Mornings here in B-town! Don’t ever stop.

     
    • Geoff
  4. Without my hands I’d be screwed. so that is what I would insure. Excellent show.

     
    • vet tech
  5. Terrific Show! I’m gonna to insure my ears so I never miss your show. thanks to you and indigo 91.9.

    c u onj the other side, kenny jones. :)

     
    • pharm tech
  6. who is jeff beck? he he he he! nice show Keny Jones

     
    • Dawarkar
  7. Hey KJ, I’d go ahead with the 3 bucks insurance for the voice. I think it would be a worthy expense. We’d miss it greatly if something happened to it. U guys rock the mornings on Indigo!

     
    • Kid Kutty
  8. Nice blog kenny jones! love your show too. please come on the weekends too. don’t make us beg! he he he

     
    • Red Bull Guy
  9. You must pay attention when cutting veg. You pay VERY CLOSE ATTENTION when cutting veg and you’re a world famous guitarist!

    Really nice programe in the mornings. Keep it going Kenny Jones. :)

     
    • Dark Lord
  10. Yeah, How was he choppeing those carrots? You should never drink and cook ;)

    Takeaway is the best solution! Love breakfast show Kenny Jones! Keep it up. xoxo

     
    • Belasco622
  11. Thanks, I really needed this. Your show makes my day!

     
    • College Girl 373
  12. Don’t drink and cook. Ha Ha Ha!

    Better off with Takeaway.

     
    • Barri N
  13. Just so you don’t take my ring finger and my middle finger! ha ha ha.

    luv you!

     
    • Magdalena Fletchen
  14. nice show kenny. i listen every morning.

    xx

     
    • Floria Honahnie
  15. Hey, thanks… Cheers!

     
    • Freelance Sam
  16. great post.

     
    • thegrants
  17. oops.

     
    • Emilie
  18. Nice blog kenny jones! love your show too. please come on the weekends too. don’t make us beg! he he he

     
    • Emily
  19. Hiedi should insure that gorgeous backside of hers too!!!!!!

     
    • Russ Hoffman
  20. Hey KJ, I’d go ahead with the 3 bucks insurance for the voice. I think it would be a worthy expense. We’d miss it greatly if something happened to it. U guys rock the mornings on Indigo!

     
    • Amy
  21. careful jeff. careful

     
    • fjofnek
  22. good thing he didn’t cut off a toe while chopping carrots. that would be really bizarre.

     
    • khnjhpq
  23. This Blog is very nice.

     
    • Bunny Teichrow
  24. careful with those phalangies!!!!

     
    • Zeus
  25. they can have ‘em all. beck blows.

     
    • lpnntg
  26. Thanks for sharing :)

     
    • Melody Munson
  27. Love it! You make my mornings Kenny Jones! :D

     
    • Cherri Gotow
  28. Chopping Carrots can be deadly!

     
    • Abigail Veatch
  29. They can take all his fingers. Can’t stand his music :D

    oops, that was really mean. Luv you Kenny

     
    • Ashley Harper
  30. Great blog kenny jones. I luve you show. It is very nice.

     
    • nokiatalker
  31. It’s a publicity stunt! He just wants to sell more records! he should have just been caught out without any panties on! he he he! love the show kenny jones

     
    • RipVanMan
  32. what a douche! great post kenny jones. u are my idol!!!!!

    “luv u!” lol

     
    • Akasha D
  33. Thank you for another awesome post kenny jones! you’re rockin’ it.

     
    • conslidation master

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