today on air with kenny jones – the gang learned that guitar hero, jeff beck has fingers that are worth a cool one million…EACH!
mr. beck realized the value of his digits after slicing off the tip of his index finger 
chopping carrots. i’m not sure what is more unbelievable about this story – jeff beck chopped his finger off slicing carrots or jeff beck actually slices carrots?
either way, he’s down a philangi – not really, doctors were able to re-attach the severed finger tip. but with the new album in the works, layin’ down those smooth riffs ain’t gonna be so easy.
so now he’s upped his insurance from 1 million (usd) per hand to one million usd per finger! jeffrey – this album better be really really good!
the on air contingent was quick to tell the crew what body part they would insure. have a listen…
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our research found that there are/were loads of celebs that have insurance on their “money makers”. Check out this long and distiguished list of celebrities past and present…
insured celebrity bodyparts
- David Beckham – His legs are insured for $70 million.
- Dolly Parton – Insured her breasts for $600,000.
- Fred Astaire -Insured his legs for $150,000 – that’s $75,000 each.
- Bette Davis – Her waistline was insured for $28,000 – a tidy sum back in the day.
- Jamie Lee Curtis – Insured her legs for $2 million.
- Rod Stewart – His voice is insured for $6 million.
- Bruce Springsteen – His voice is insured for $6 million.
- Angie Dickinson – Insured her legs for $1 million.
- America Ferrer – Insured her smile for $10 million.
- Mariah Carey – Insured her legs for a billion. That’s a lot of bendy straws. I’m surprised though, that she insured her legs and not her voice.
- Keith Richards – Insured his hands for $2 million.
- Rhianna – Insured her legs for $1 million.
- Tom Jones – His chest hair is insured for $7 million. Ok now that’s just sick.
- Jimmy Durante – Insured his nose for $50,000.
- Michael Flatley – Insured his dancing feet for $39 million.
- Heidi Klum – Her legs are insured for $2.2 million.
- Tina Turner – Her legs are insured for $3.2 million.
- Ken Dodd – His teeth are insured for $7.4 million.
- Betty Grable – Insured her legs for $1 million.
- Marlene Dietrich – Took out a $1 million policy in case she lost her voice.
- David Lee Roth – Took out a million dollar policy against his sperm. No. Really. The insurance was just in case Roth fathered a child and a paternity suit ensured.
- Mary Hart – Insured her legs for $1 million.
- Merv Hughes – A cricket player with a long trademark mustache, he had his whiskers insured for $317,000.
- Egon Ronay – The world-renown food critic insured his taste buds for $400,000.
- Brooke Shields – Her legs are insured for an undisclosed amount.
it’s official – i’m getting my my vocal cords insured for $3.17 usd…cuz that’s about all they’re worth.
catch on air with kenny jones – weekdays from 7-11am exclusively on radio indigo 91-9.
May 3, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Merci Merci Merci! Love the post and I love your Show too. Are you really american? or did you study there?
May 5, 2010 at 12:14 am
Love it! Thanks for a great post and an even better show! You make my Mornings Kenny Jones.
May 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Great post as usual! You Guys Rule The Mornings here in B-town! Don’t ever stop.
May 8, 2010 at 7:52 am
Without my hands I’d be screwed. so that is what I would insure. Excellent show.
May 13, 2010 at 6:03 am
Terrific Show! I’m gonna to insure my ears so I never miss your show. thanks to you and indigo 91.9.
c u onj the other side, kenny jones.
May 16, 2010 at 12:03 am
who is jeff beck? he he he he! nice show Keny Jones
May 16, 2010 at 9:59 am
Hey KJ, I’d go ahead with the 3 bucks insurance for the voice. I think it would be a worthy expense. We’d miss it greatly if something happened to it. U guys rock the mornings on Indigo!
May 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Nice blog kenny jones! love your show too. please come on the weekends too. don’t make us beg! he he he
May 19, 2010 at 10:49 pm
You must pay attention when cutting veg. You pay VERY CLOSE ATTENTION when cutting veg and you’re a world famous guitarist!
Really nice programe in the mornings. Keep it going Kenny Jones.
May 20, 2010 at 5:03 am
Yeah, How was he choppeing those carrots? You should never drink and cook
Takeaway is the best solution! Love breakfast show Kenny Jones! Keep it up. xoxo
May 23, 2010 at 5:11 am
Thanks, I really needed this. Your show makes my day!
May 23, 2010 at 7:00 am
Don’t drink and cook. Ha Ha Ha!
Better off with Takeaway.
May 29, 2010 at 8:46 am
Just so you don’t take my ring finger and my middle finger! ha ha ha.
luv you!
May 30, 2010 at 12:53 am
nice show kenny. i listen every morning.
xx
May 31, 2010 at 3:09 am
Hey, thanks… Cheers!
June 1, 2010 at 4:26 am
great post.
June 1, 2010 at 9:34 pm
oops.
June 2, 2010 at 4:14 am
Nice blog kenny jones! love your show too. please come on the weekends too. don’t make us beg! he he he
June 3, 2010 at 8:09 am
Hiedi should insure that gorgeous backside of hers too!!!!!!
June 4, 2010 at 3:51 am
Hey KJ, I’d go ahead with the 3 bucks insurance for the voice. I think it would be a worthy expense. We’d miss it greatly if something happened to it. U guys rock the mornings on Indigo!
June 4, 2010 at 8:51 am
careful jeff. careful
June 4, 2010 at 9:39 am
good thing he didn’t cut off a toe while chopping carrots. that would be really bizarre.
June 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm
This Blog is very nice.
June 4, 2010 at 11:20 pm
careful with those phalangies!!!!
June 5, 2010 at 1:51 am
they can have ‘em all. beck blows.
June 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Thanks for sharing
June 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Love it! You make my mornings Kenny Jones!
June 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Chopping Carrots can be deadly!
June 10, 2010 at 11:12 am
They can take all his fingers. Can’t stand his music
oops, that was really mean. Luv you Kenny
June 11, 2010 at 3:37 am
Great blog kenny jones. I luve you show. It is very nice.
June 11, 2010 at 6:10 pm
It’s a publicity stunt! He just wants to sell more records! he should have just been caught out without any panties on! he he he! love the show kenny jones
May 26, 2011 at 2:38 am
what a douche! great post kenny jones. u are my idol!!!!!
“luv u!” lol
July 22, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Thank you for another awesome post kenny jones! you’re rockin’ it.