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11 Depressing Quotes From This Season’s “Jersey Shore”

A site called BadTVBlog.com has put together a list of The 11 Most Depressing Quotes from This Season’s JERSEY SHORE.  Remember:  This season took place in Italy.  Keep that in mind . . . it might even be a little more depressing that way.

Here’s the list, in no particular order:

  • Snooki:  “I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.”
  • The Situation:  “I can’t GTL. I’m upset, man.”  (–If you’ve watched “Jersey Shore”, you know that GTL stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry”.)
  • Snooki:  “I licked a nipple once.  It was weird.”
  • Sammie:  “Vinny’s in purple pants, and I don’t know how I feel about it.”
  • JWoww:  “This isn’t [effing] fun anymore.”
  • Deena:  “I had a breakdown last night.  I miss penis.”
  • Snooki:  “I’m not being myself.”  Jionni:  “What do you mean you’re not being yourself?  You’re drunk seven days a week, you’re hooking up with girls, and you’re dancing in your underwear . . . that’s not you?”
  • Deena:  “I feel very alone here . . . and instead of fixing it, I just keep drinking.”
  • Vinny:  “Ron and Sam are back together . . . and we’ve set ourselves back months and months of progress.”
  • Snooki:  “. . . Don’t do [an effing] intervention.  I’m not addicted to heroin.  I’m just addicted to my boyfriend’s penis, that’s all.”
  • Ronnie:  “[Eff] me in the ass with a spiked bat.”

The fourth season finale aired last Thursday . . . and it was actually DOWN from the season premiere.  It had “just” 6.6 million viewers, while the season premiere attracted 8.8 million viewers and last season’s finale drew 7.6 million viewers.

Here’s an interesting fact for you, this season as a whole averaged 7.3 million viewers.  Interesting?  More like FRIGHTENING!  Of course, 6.6 million viewers for a cable show is still VERY good . . . so even if people are beginning to jump off the bandwagon, the ship isn’t sinking yet.

Against requests of the president, heads of state, parents and anyone with any sense at all, the cast of Jersey Shore returns to America for Season Five, which will premiere in January.  I think I’ll skip it…again.  To be totally honest, I’m ashamed for having blogged about these numpties.  Please find it in your hearts to forgive me.

 

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