on the drive with kenny jones – we, like everyone else around the globe has been tracking the h1n1 virus (aka the dreaded swine flu).  odds are it’s coming soon to school, playground or library near you.

and the latest victims of the “sometimes deadly” virus…

hand puppets

hennepin county libraries in minnesota say that lovable, cuddly plush toys and fuzzy hand puppets will no longer be available for checkout or play, partly because of swine flu concerns.

ali turner, the library system’s senior youth services librarian, says,

“the public has been asking about the plush toys, so the library is respecting those concerns.”

the fear is that children’s hands are in direct contact with areas that other children’s hands have been.  and puppets & stuffed toys are not the easiest things to disinfect.  hand puppets don’t exactly promote…

social distancing

puppets have been available at less than half of the 41 libraries in the suburbs and in minneapolis….but those days are gone.

however, there are some groups that are working to save the fuzzy creatures from extinction.  have a listen to this public service announcement…

i’m not certain this campaign is actually going to work…actually, i know it doesn’t have a prayer.

if you think about the reason for removing the stuffed toys from the libraries – it makes one wonder what’s next?  perhaps removing the books from library shelves.  after all, children hands come in direct contact with areas other children’s hands have been, right?

i know, i know – after reading this many of you are wondering…

what the hell is a library?

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on the drive with kenny jones – we discussed how i was witness to one of the most amazing displays of will and strength ever seen.  and it all started with the purchase of a brand new lg refrigerator.

the fridge is quite the piece of machinery but the delivery guy was an incredible individual.  although the story doesn’t do it justice…you’ve simply got to listen to it…

i’m thinking of buying an oven just to see him do it again!  i’m still in awe!  that guy was not just a delivery driver – he was a super delivery guy.

still not completely sure why ya have to wait 8 hours to plug the thing in.  it’s like having to stare at wrapped gifts under the tree weeks before christmas – cruel and unusal punishment i say.  for the record – the fridge is up and running perfectly.

catch the drive with kenny jones – weekdays from 4-7pm exclusively on beat-fm 102.5 and online at mybeat.fm.

if you’ve still got the receipt for a pack of gum that you bought back in 1987 -- you’re a pack rat…and you’ve got issues.

uh….it’s probably easiest if you just have a listen to it.

water aerobic -- no bikinis allowed…that goes for speedos too!

ya gotta give it to those aussies, they really know how to party…oi!

are you hurt or are you injured? cuz if you’re hurt we have to stop.  if you’re injured, we can move on.

it’s this or cut a head and arm holes in a tent…your choice.

you wouldn’t think that someone with as thick of a jamaican accent as i have could work in radio outside of the caribbean…but somehow, i pull it off.

i think trump said it best. but if i say it…it’ll cost me $47,000 in royalties.