Archive | June, 2009

meat water – high efficiency survival beverage

June 30, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we tracked down the hottest product on the web right now – meat water.  that’s right, water that tastes like meat.
they’ve just released their brand new line of chicken flavored beverages.  According to their spokesperson, “there was a high demand for a buffalo wing flavored beverage.”  come on!
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largest smurf gathering in history

June 30, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we discussed the swansea university in wales’ attempt at the largest smurf gathering in history.  did they pull it off…wait for it…wait for it – yes, they did!  in fact, they more than double the number of smurfs from the previous guiness world record of 1,253 to 2,510.

althought [...]

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volkswagen golf as fast as bugatti

June 29, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we talked about andy waite, 42, who owns a bodyshop in the uk.  he bought a 1979 vw Golf for $79, and spent nearly $90,000 to soup it up…that’s right – 90 grand!
his modified the golf includes a custom-built turbocharged engine that can hit speeds of 0-60mph in [...]

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mobile phone is more important than your wallet

June 28, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we discussed just how important your cellphone is to you.  a survey by nortel (north america’s largest cellphone accessories manufacturer) asked people if they left their house for 24 hours and could take only one item with them, what would it be?

most of those surveyed said they’d take [...]

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revenge – a dish best served cold

June 26, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we learned that one of our loyal listeners was victim to an office prank.  apparently some daring individuals decided to mess with the car of a kenny jones disciple.  granted, it was a kia…but still, that’s just something you just DO NOT do!

sandra rang the show to ask [...]

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brooklyn hipsters aren’t getting money from their parents anymore

June 24, 2009

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On the drive with kenny jones – he discussed how hipster doofuses in new york have never had jobs…AND THEY’RE 30!!!
Luis Illades, an owner of the Urban Rustic Market and Cafe on North 12th Street, said he had seen a steady number of applicants, in their late 20s, who had never held paid jobs. [...]

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the world beard & moustache championship

June 23, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we talked about the world beard and moustache championships held in anchorage, alaska.  and it’s official the united states of america is not the world’s new facial hair super power!  (i’m on the fence whether or not to be proud of that title).
Nearly 300 competitors from 15 different [...]

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Woman Delayed After Finding Money in Cab

June 21, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we  discussed ginny narsete, a 57 year old woman that found a bag of money in the back of a cab.  she could have walked away from her cab ride $5000 usd richer…but the nut job turned it over to the police.  ginny…SNAP OUT OF IT!  that scratch [...]

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cristiano ronaldo – 130 million reasons to party

June 19, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we discussed the real madrid football club’s recent aquisition of cristiano ronaldo.  that’s right he’d been poached from manchester united.  but the real question on everyone’s mind is…is ronaldo actually worth it?

is there anything that ANYONE does on a soccer field that’s worth 130 mil?  here’s what the [...]

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petra – one of the seven wonders of the world

June 18, 2009

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on the drive with kenny jones – we discussed the beat players’ day trip to petra.  if you’ve never been – get there!  it is truly awe inspiring.
at the end we were tired, thirsty, hungry and our bodies ached from the hike but it was a blast checking out the “rose red city half as [...]

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